Your furniture is in the yard. Who do you want answering the phone at the White House? 3 a.m., the sequel:
The problem is, while it's very plausible to suggest that a president would be awakened at 3 a.m. with word of a national security crisis suddenly developing overseas, it's really hard to imagine a situation in which the phone would ring in the White House at that hour to report "home foreclosures mounting, markets teetering." Most of the U.S. markets close at 4 p.m.
Really. I think it's Hillary Clinton who's "teetering". Has she got any plans for any other time of day? McCain should run an ad saying "I actually know what to do 24 hours a day."